English was not my first language. In fact, in first grade, I was almost placed in ESL (English as a Second Language). Now, I can hardly have an elementary conversation in Chinese. So why is it that my English seems to still suck? Case in point - I use the word 'suck' because I cannot think of a better, more profound-sounding word.
A 600 on the verbal section of the SATs. Six hundred. Tell me that is not pathetic. Why would one use a 9 letter word, when a 5 letter word works just as well? Why should I know the antonym of 'obfuscate?' Why are there silent letters in words? What is the point?
Some people find company in misery. I enjoy the company of those who speak my language. Five-letter, easy-to-pronounce-words language. I like it when...
...I know I can butcher the pronounciation of a word and still have the other person know exactly what word I am saying.
...I can make up a word and use it as my own without any questions asked. (And you thought Webster knew it all...)
...I can use a word incorrectly and completely out of context but still get my point across. (To this day, I refuse to revert to the real meaning of 'temperamental.')
...I am at a complete loss for words and yet the person still understands the silence or murmur of 'ums.'
I have accepted the fact that I will never be able to impress an Oxford graduate with magna cum laude. Though I do appreciate a good read, I prefer it come along with an abridged or audio version, along with Cliff Notes to help with interpretation. How is one to enjoy a good read if he or she cannot even get past the first few sentences?
With all that being said, please do not take me as an ignorant fool with no desire to learn. Because many of you know that I am somewhat of a nerd at heart.
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Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me... i couln't get through verbal on the SAT
grace
hahah i am like you too. my worst scores have always been in verbal on both the SATs and the PCATs. OH WELL, english is so complicated already, and then to tack on 9 lettered words is just asking too much. that is why, my friend, we did NOT major in english. PS if i go to texas tech SOP and end up in dallas, will you house me? :) hehehe jp. but if i really do end up in dallas, we must have more chaucer nights like those of 2004? was it 2004?? or 2005?? !*()&#
Temperamental is still one of my favorite one of your words. :D
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