Fucking 18 year old lied to his mother about going to Lifetime Fitness. Instead, the fucker was going to his friend's house. Stupid fool must have had hot girls and a million dollars waiting for him or something because the idiot turned right in front of me (with absolutely no room to turn), and I T-ed him going about 47 mph. No room to brake; no time to avoid it. The last words out of my mouth before the crash were, What the Fuck?!
My car lands on someone's front lawn. Air bags deploy. Fortunately, I walked away with just a broken hand. How the hell I broke it remains a mystery.
The end. The end of my golf-ball car, Whitey.
4 comments:
again, i'm so sorry this happened! that kid was an absolute idiot. i'm glad you're ok though... and that you can text at least :)
I am glad you're okay now! So many memories with Whitey...Austin, IHOP in front of a cop, roadtrips, driving to State Fair, Coke bottles and jello shots in parking lots :)
Yeah, my typing's getting there. Don't know how long it will take to get my wpm up to par though.
Blackey will forever miss Whitey...
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